transboyblues:

never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you

(Source: kaylacat)

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

64kbps:

atherys:

64kbps:

why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything

because we’ll never have relationships of our own

ow

(Source: shalrath)

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

youvegottthelove:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen

tomato-jellyfish:

meladoodle:

this textpost glows in the dark, turn off your lights i bet you can still see it. ha just a little magic trick i learned

i feel so fucking stupid oh my god