never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything
because we’ll never have relationships of our own
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen